Moira Kalman had a recent cartoon where one of the lines was, ‘glug together some mushrooms’. That’s about the extent of my cooking. I always say my culinary claim to fame is that no one ever died at my table. Yet. So here’s a recipe you might like if you don’t consider yourself a cook.

I don’t bother with measuring stuff. I use whatever I have on hand, glug it together, salt liberally and serve.

Boil some Orzo. Drain.

Finely chop some spinach.

Put in some feta cheese.

Zest a lemon, squeeze in juice, fish out seeds.

Add some olive oil

Maybe some chopped kalamata olives.

Mix everything together. Add salt and pepper. Serve cold or room temp.

Guaranteed not to kill anybody.